I think the above is missing something, so here’s something I’ve pieced together from the above and some other sources.(Replace HE with SHE were appropriate)
:''(First verse)’’ ::Here’s to (Name), ::he’s a horses ass. ::Why was he born so pitiful? ::Why was he born at all? ::He’s no fucking good to anyone, ::he’s no fucking good at all!
:''(chorus)’’ ::Sooo… drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. ::drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink.
:''(Repeat chorus until they’ve downed all their beer)’’
‘‘‘University of Waterloo and University of Western Ontario Version’’’
I think the above is missing something, so heres something I’ve pieced together from the above and some other sources.(Replace HE with SHE were appropriate)
:''(First verse)’’ ::Here’s to (Name), Here’s to (Name) ::Here’s to (Name), he’s a horses ass. ::Why was he born so pitiful? ::Why was he born at all? (hey! hey!) ::He’s no fucking use to anyone, ::he’s no fucking use at all!
:''(chorus)’’ ::Sooo… drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. ::drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. ::Why are we waiting, he must be masturbating ::drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. ::drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink.
:''(Repeat chorus until they’ve downed all their beer… if they’re not done by the end of that… it’s just sad…)’’
There is actually a second verse if they hesitate in drinking
“Why is he waiting He must be masturbating we aint going to stop until he pours it on his head, pours it on his head pours it on his head” Repeat lines 3 and 4 until he pours the beer on his head
‘‘‘A Different Take’’’ :Here’s to fucking (Name) :Fucking (Name), Fucking (Name) :Here’s to fucking (Name) the best of us all :He eats it, he beats it MY GOD HE MISTREATS IT :Here’s to fucking who DRINKS LIKE A BITCH :so drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker :Drink drink drink drink drink!
‘‘‘University of Toronto’’’ Very similar to Waterloo’s and Western’s, makes sense, they are fairly geographically close.
:Here’s to (Name), Here’s to (Name) :Here’s to (Name), he’s a horse’s ass. :Why was he born so pitiful? :Why was he born at all? (hey! hey!) :He’s no fucking use to anyone, :he’s no fucking use at all!
:Sooo… drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. (repeat a number of times … threeish)
In the case of a female, replace <he’s> with <she’s> and with
Then–to the tune of “good king wenceslas”
:(louder) Why are we wai-a-ting, we could be masturbating, :(softer) Oh why are we wai-a-ting oh why do we wait.
:(louder) WHY ARE WE wai-a-ting, oh why are we waiting :(softer) Oh why are we wai-a-ting oh why do we wait.
Then repeat with “where are we going” , and usually their cup, hardhat, or other concave object full of beer, or mostly beer, is done by now.
A version which we heard in Australia
::Hail to brother (Name), brother (Name), brother (Name)! ::Hail to brother (Name), who’s with us tonight! ::He’s drunk, & he’s horny, he will get laid by morning! ::Hail to brother (Name), who’s with us tonight! ::So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!
If the person drinks it all before end of the song " drink motherfucker..” everybodys says.. “he’s alrigt”. otherwise they’ll say something else which I dont remember. I was to drunk :)
In the case of it being a girl, the “brother” is switched to “sisiter,” and the “he’s” to “she’s.
‘‘‘University of Auckland, New Zealand’’’
They have a song here that’s very similar to the Australian one:
::Here’s to brother (Name), brother (Name), brother (Name)! ::Here’s to brother (Name) who’s with us today! ::We love him ::We hate him ::We love to masturbate him ::Here’s to brother (Name) who’s with us today ::So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink :: (etc)
If the brother (or sister) starts to choke and/or gag, the crowd switches to yelling
::Finish it! Finish it!
“Griffith University”
:Here’s to (Name), he’s true blue :He’s a piss-pot through and through :He’s an arsehole so they say :He tried to go to heaven but he went the other way :He went down motherfucker, down motherfucker, down motherfucker, down… etc
Replace “he” with “she” etc
“University of Technology, Sydney” (Sydney, NSW, Australia)
:Here’s to That Guy, he’s true blue :He’s a piss-pot, through and through :He’s a bastard, so they say :Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way :He went DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN …
That Guy = person’s name if known. If he takes too long, stop shouting “DOWN” and start chanting slowly “SIIIP” (sip). If he looks like he may vomit, taunt him with “Chunder, na na na na-ah na na” (to the tune of the song “Thunderstruck” (AC/DC))
Substitute he/she etc as appropriate
———— “Most U.K. universities” (United Kingdom)
:We like to drink with NAME, because NAME is our mate :And when we drink with Name, he downs it all in :Eight! :Seven! :Six! :Five! :Four! :Three! :Two! :One! :Ayyyyye!/Boooo! (Drinks the drink / doesn’t finish)