I found this at Searchenginewatch. I should prefix the list with a favourite phrase: “Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.”

“IN THIS FANTASY WORLD OF YOURS, DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGICAL POWERS?”
“What Color is the sky in your world ”
“I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll be it’s hard to pronounce.”
“I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.”
“Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?”
Let me guess … then your alarm clock went off and you woke up
“The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean that you’re an artist.”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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**** “NO” ****
Do you have to work very hard at being a *****, or does it just come naturally?
I don’t think there are any medications for being “honesty impaired”, but that’s something hes going to have to own up to.
“Your beginning to make sense…must be time to up my medication.”
“I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.”