Wipe someone else’s bottom
Jump for joy when someone pees
Let myself be a trampoline
Eat a two year old marshmallow cookie so that _someone_ wouldn’t get at it and spend the next hour running in circles screaming
Use the phrase “leaving without dignity”
Leave without dignity
Stay up all night cleaning up after a pukey toddler
Look around the room for “pirates and cats” before one goes to bed

And so forth.

Happy Father’s day to all the Dad’s out there!